Tuesday, August 28, 2007

'Arry Potter

Joke for Indians (or at least for those who understand hindi):

What is the opposite of real?
--Coconuts, get it, Nariyal

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Mangled, garbled and pointlessly stupid rubbish

So,
the exams are over, "vacation" is officially over and college has officially started back up.
Oh joy!

This semester requires us to prepare for a fake part of the real world, the office.
We are to learn how to act nice to someone even if we can't stand the sight of them, to say that we think the other person is a total idiot and still not let our smile falter and best of all we have to perfect the art of kissing up to whoever might be able to make an iota of a difference in our lives. Ok, so there's nothing new to it, students have long ago learnt the art of how to butter the toast, read teacher, in just the right manner, the toast and butter may change plenty, but the style remains universal.

I have nothing better to do right now, and seeing as how you're reading this, neither do you.

So why dont we take a look back and try to remember how we have given that extra little smile to get that get that extra little something, and so let us remember the unsuspecting victims without whose need for attention none of this would have been possible...

This is getting a little too memorial-sy so I'll stop...

I will be back, with a full report of the newest potter book and try to give as little spoilers as humanly possible, goodbye.